Calcmoolator - calculate anything financial

Wondering how the numbers would work out if you stay on unemployment versus get that part time job? Or want to calculate if it's worth buying that more expensive, yet much more efficient car? Well, you can calculate those as well as tons of other things with the Calcmoolator! So, as they put it, "Math is Hard, Calcmoolator is Easy!" So, if your parents or spouse won't let you get a dog because they think it's too expensive, now you can calculate it out and show them exactly what it will cost! Start calculating!

Squirrel Paperclips - yes, really...

Want to put a smile on your coworker's face? Then hand them your next report with one of these paperclips attached to it. Yep, I donno, people come up with and sell some of the craziest products. Who would have thought we needed a paperclip shaped like a squirrel. Apparently we do! If you are so inclined to buy, you can do so here!

Manpacks - socks/underwear/t-shirt subscription

Huh? A new company, Manpacks, is now offering manpacks (a mail-order subscription to replace your old socks, underwear, and t-shirts) to "give men (and the people who love them) more time to build empires, climb mountains, slay dragons... to achieve the goals they aspire to." Yep, that's right. If you (guy) or you (girl who has to clean up after the guy) are tired of  hole-y t-shirts; permanently brown socks, and worn out underwear, BUT you don't want to be hassled by going shopping to replace them, then you can sign up for this subscription service that will mail you a manpack with new socks/underwear/t-shirts every few months. I'm not sure if this is a genius idea to help out lazy men, or a completely crazy idea. Either way, there you have it!